Building Websites That Get Small Businesses Cracking.
Your local business deserves more than a half-baked online presence. We cook up stunning, high-converting websites that bring customers to your door— sunny side up.
Sharp Cuts. Proper Barbering.
Traditional barbering in the heart of Manchester's Northern Quarter. Walk in, or book online — leave looking sharp.
Skin Fade
£18
Cut & Style
£22
Beard Trim
£12
Today's Specials
We know your industry inside and out. Here's what's cooking for local businesses like yours.
Why Go Eggs-clusive?
Big agencies crack under pressure. Here, you get a personal chef for your website—not a fast-food chain.
Lightning Fast
Our sites load faster than you can flip a pancake. Speed matters for Google and your customers.
Mobile-First
Over 70% of local searches happen on phones. Your site will look egg-stra crispy on every device.
SEO Baked In
We season every page with the right keywords so your business rises to the top—like cream in coffee.
One Chef, Full Attention
No assembly line here. You get one dedicated developer who actually cares about your scramble.
No Cookie-Cutter Here
Every business gets its own colours, fonts, layout, and personality. We don't do templates — each site is designed from scratch to match your brand.
Six businesses. Six completely different websites. Same £99/month.
See All Case StudiesDon't Take Our Word For It — Take Theirs
Real reviews from local business owners who let us cook. No fluff, no fake smiles.
"Honestly wasn't sure about the whole egg thing at first but mate, my booking calendar's never been this full. Took them about a week and I was live. Cheers."
Dave Mitchell
Sharp Cuts Barbershop
Barber
"Been putting off getting a website for years cause it seemed like a massive hassle. These lot sorted it out no drama. Getting proper jobs from it now not just tyre kickers ringing up."
Tony Russo
Torque & Tune Auto
Mechanic
"We needed something that didn't look like every other dental website out there. The team got what we were after pretty quick. Patient enquiries went up, can't really argue with that tbh."
Dr. Priya Nair
Pearl Smile Dental
Dentist
"Just wanted to say the site looks deadly. My Instagram followers keep saying they found me on Google first now which is a bit mad but happy with it. Deffo recommend."
Sarah O'Brien
Luxe Locks Studio
Hair Stylist
"Got my website done with theses guys, sound bunch. Website does the job, online orders coming through steady. Was on the fence for ages, wish I'd done it sooner."
Mick Brennan
Golden Crust Bakery
Bakery
"Was skeptical ngl but for 99 quid a month can't complain. Site looks class and loads fast. A few lads said they joined cause the site looked legit so there's that."
Leah Thompson
Iron Temple Fitness
Gym Owner
One Price. No Surprises.
We keep it simple — like a perfectly fried egg. No tasting menus, no hidden extras.
The Full English
After your free first month. No setup fees, no contracts.
✨ First month on us
Try it fully cooked — no card details needed to get started. If you don't love it, walk away. No hard feelings, no scrambled invoices.
What's on your plate:
- Custom-designed website
- Mobile-first & lightning fast
- SEO baked in
- Hosting included
- Monthly updates & edits
- Analytics dashboard
- Contact form & booking links
- SSL certificate (secure site)
What's NOT on your plate:
- Long-term contracts
- Hidden fees
- Saturated code
Ready to Get Cookin'?
Let's crack open a conversation. Your dream website is just one breakfast order away.
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